I got another call today, and figured I might as well start keeping better track of these things.
Caller: Hello, is Elsa there?
Me: No, her number has changed.
Caller: Oh! Is this still Notable Pub & Restaurant?
Me, patiently: No, this is not their phone number any more.
Caller, confused: Oh! Are they still operating?
Me, quite loud: YES! They just changed their phone number!!!
Caller: Oh! Sorry to bother you!
Me: No problem, their new number is ***-****.
Caller: Oh! Thanks, then. Bye!
I’m so nice.