My mom’s birthday was yesterday, and I called her today.
“Why didn’t you call me yesterday? Your BROTHER called me, JULIA called me. Why didn’t you call me? You’re outta the will!”
“I thought you were going away.”
“Well I didn’t go anywhere! I never said I was going anywhere!”
“Yeah, you said you were going to Norton.”
“No I didn’t.”
“Yes you did.”
“When did I say that?”
“Last weekend.”
“I said I *might* go away.”
“You said you were going.”
“Okay fine, you’re back in the will maybe.”
“I got you a present.”
“I’ll be down later then.”
She showed up later with a cake, 50% off. Addison said happy birthday and gave her a hug. “Okay,” she tells him, “YOU’RE in the will, you and your sisters get it all!”
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