This morning I managed to ruin a brand new $9.00 pair of panti-hose before I had them pulled up over my knees.   I’ve always had a problem with panti-hose.  This reminded me of one that happened years ago while out shopping during our lunch hour for panti-hose with my friend Vicki.
Staring at the abundance of different styles, colours, texture and types of panti-hose offered by Shoppers, I asked Vicki, “What would you call control top, queen size, for petite panti-hose?”
Without missing a beat, she replied, “Desperate”.
Vicki stories are the best.