Things my mother never told me

until now.

Did you know that you smell burnt toast just before you die?

If your lips tingle, you are having a mini stroke.

If you eat too much lettuce, it will stick in your throat and you will die.

The world according to my mother.

This will be a long weekend.

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3 Responses to Things my mother never told me

  1. san says:

    My mother never taught me valuable knowledge like these words. You are so lucky!

  2. Meaghan says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNdM9JhTPJw

    All this woman can smell is burnt toast, and she hasn’t died yet . . .

  3. Addison says:

    “If you eat too much lettuce, it will stick in your throat and you will die.”

    I’m using this one!