Category Archives: I wish I said that

DH and I listen to the same radio station, me in the kitchen, he down in his work shop.   I was dancing to the tunes in the kitchen while making supper, when DH came up the stairs with a puzzled … Continue reading →

I was in Timmy’s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel … Continue reading →

Cold weather brings out the worse.

According to Wikipedia paraprosdokian (from Greek “παρα-”, meaning “beyond” and “προσδοκία”, meaning “expectation”) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or … Continue reading →

How do you measure success? To laugh often, and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to … Continue reading →

The provincial election is less than 3 weeks away.   The highways and by-ways are strewn with posters sprouting  pictures of the candidates. While walking past the posters this evening, my DH muttered, “You know.  Some of them would get more … Continue reading →

I’m on holidays until next Wednesday.  Life is becoming very busy, more about that later, when I know all the facts.   So to keep you amused (and make my blogging easier) here’s a few sarcastic retorts.  If only I could … Continue reading →